recentgooglesearches:

are you allowed to run for congress if you’ve ever peed your pants in an olive garden?

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

slimeshrew:

MAA THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE

arealm:

mixed (catgirl)

oraftel:

luffy | chapter 911

irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

weirdness-is-good:

552:

my new year’s resolution is to stop

thejollyrebel:

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

yesterdaysprint:

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, August 12, 1903

shnubs:

a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away